The tourist prayer

Lieve mensen,

Net gisteren een verslag gestuurd ga ik jullie weer lastigvallen met wat leesvoer! Dit is een "Prayer" die onze lieftallige kapitein Sarah met ons wilde delen en natuurlijk willen we jullie dit niet onthouden:

The tourist prayer

Heavenly Father, look down on us your humble, obedient tourist servants, who are doomed to travel this earth, taking photographs, sending postcards and buying souvenirs.

We beseech you, O Lord, to see that our plane is not delayed, our luggage is not lost and our overweight baggage goes unnoticed. Give us this day divine guidance in our selection of cabins. We pray that everything works and that the Cabin Stewards speak our language.

Lead us to good, inexpensive restaurants, where the wine is included in the price of the meal. Make the natives love us for what we are and not for what we can contribute to their worldly goods. Grant us the strength to visit the museums, cathedrals, palaces, and if we skip a historic monument to take a nap after lunch, have mercy on us for our flesh is weak.

Dear God, protect our wives from bargains they don't need or can't afford. Lead them not into temptation for they know not what they do. Almighty Father, keep our husbands from looking at foreign women and comparing them to us. Save them from making fools of themselves in nightclubs. Above all, please do not forgive them their trespasses for they know exactly what they do.

And when our voyage is over, grant us the favour of finding someone who will look at our holiday photos and listen to our stories so our lives as tourists will not have been in vain.

Amen.....

Lieve mensen hartelijk dank voor al jullie leuke, hartelijke reacties. Ontzettend leuk dat jullie zo met ons meeleven.

Fijn weekend allemaal en tot gauw.

Liefs, Piet & An